[Intro]
You know, in my mind, this part is where the ladies come in singing my name. like uh, something like, "Inglorious Baxter"
Cuz I'm not that bad of a guy, know what I'm saying?
[Baxter]
Yo
If they ask who that ba*tard is, (who?) tell them Baxter is
Here to start sh**, like a catalyst
Flip, like a catapult, Doesn't matter cat or dog
Navigate the catacomb
sh**ting out a catalogue
Looking for a cat to scratch, itchy like a dirty dog
Let a cat catch my tongue, (Meow) I'll give that cat a pause
Oops, bet that get a pause
Baby I should get applause, now y'all want to get appalled?
Can't a n***a get absolved?
Listen ya'll, I ain't here see I just dissolved
Osmosis Jones, moving all through your walls
Rose gold, red herringbone threw you off
How I get it hot, with a flow to cool you off?
Yeah it's Willy Wonka sweet but it's Varuca Salt
It's funny, I keep finding lines but stay losing thoughts
Cause every stanza, is Tony Danza, Who's the Boss
Now take a gander Colonel Sanders you's a chicken hawk
Loud as a foghorn, nuts like an acorn
Yeah he's good but..
Na f** the buts, gay p**n
(Aye yo) n***a just save it
I'm not a bit gay, I'm not even h*mosapein
What I'm trying to say is, I got my own genius
Climbing up the rungs of a double Helix
My rhymes give you bubble guts
Might need your stomach pumped. Chump!
But I take ya mind places like a shuttle bus. But!
It's a bumpy road, so ya'll better buckle up cuz
Waxter P. birdsworth is nucking futz, (Huh?)
Be vewy vewy quiet, I'm hunting rabbits kid
Imagination 'bout as vicious as a rabid pit
(Oh God)
An for my last magic trick
I'm a let y'all take a shot, then I'll grin and catch the sh**. (Bang)
I let my soul glow, on some Last Dragoon sh**
Bruce Leroy, B boy, baby after this
If Sho'nuff still asking who the master is, (Who's the Master?)
Man, tell that n***a Baxter is
(just tell that n***a Baxter is)
Yeah
And then it goes
[Outro]
"Inglorious Baxter"
Just like that