Maybe today will be the day I grow a beard.
Maybe this week my life will change.
Why do you laugh at me when I am sad?
When I have this beard you will be glad. Oh don't touch my armpits anymore,
I'm going to France next week, that's for sure. Join me in France and we'll have a great time,
I heard it's only 15 Euros for the finest wine. 2 weeks later,
I've got a beard now,
My life is better,
With this beard.