I'd like to apply for a job, yes, the job you have available
My manner is most saleable, and I hope you'll find me suitable
For $5.15 an hour.
I really have the sk**s, you see, I've been to university
And though I studied history I've found my heart to truly be
In mens ties and socks, gla** figurines, the discount shoe industry.
What makes me think I'd be good for this job?
Well, I love working with people ...
And I love riding the subway an hour and a half each way, let's see
Add those hours to my day, and I'll be making a whopping.... $3.75 an hour!
No, sir I do, I do want the job. Can't you tell by my suit?
No, actually, I don't own a dress. I don't feel comfortable, I confess.
But hell, for $5.15 an hour,
I'll endeavour to wear some colours other than black.
I enjoy working with the public, and I'm good with money ...
Oh yes, you're right, all us girls are good with money,
Yes that's charming, yes how funny.
I like a good work atmosphere where the boss says whatever he wants
And the rest of us just listen
I'm a very fast learner and I promise that if you give me this job
I'll be the perfect subhuman and never let my contempt shine
In my worshipping eyes...
I love working with people and let's see what else was I going to tell you ..
No, I don't expect vacation pay and yes I'm available every day
And though I don't like the evil way you're looking at me,
I've got rent to pay.
And yes I can start on Saturday