Listen everybody, you must understand
It's happening outside the Cathay de Grande
Beer's too expensive and you're poor
So head down to the liquor store
Better listen now
Or you're going to be in a cell
In the police hotel
Buy a torpedo of Colt 45
The dinosaur fuel will keep you alive
Then head back to the parking lot
And look at skinheads drinking gut rot
Better listen to El
Or you're going to the cell
In the police hotel
All over the stinky block
Skinheads, bluehairs or a mohawk
There's cops and helicopters everywhere
They will kick your bu*t, they don't like your hair
Better listen to El
Or you'll go to the cell
At the police hotel
[Simulated riot scene]
Now you're going downtown for a ride
Tonight you're gonna be a prison bride
You have money? You better be rich
Or you're gonna be a prison b**h
Should've listened to El
You're on your way to the cell
At the police hotel
Should've listened to El
Now you're in the cell
At the police hotel