Where do you think you're going? Nobody's Leaving! Nobody's walking out on this fun old-fashioned family christmas! OH NO! OH NO! HEY! HEY! We're kicking off our fun old-fashioned family christmas by heading out into the country
It's Christmas, we're all in misery
(Chorus)
OH NO! We're all in this together. We're gonna press on! We're gonna have the Hap- Hap- Happiest Christmas (HAP- HAP- HAPPIEST) Take a look around! We're in the threshold of hell! This is a full-blown four alarm holiday emergency here
It's Christmas, Chri- Chri- Chri- Christmas, we're all in misery
We're all in this together
It's Christmas, Chri- Chri- Chri-
This is a full-blown four alarm holiday emergency here
It's Christmas, Chri- Chri- Chri-
Halleluiah, HOlY sh*t!
Drum Roll please
(Drum Roll)
JOY TO THE WORLD!
And it is goooood!
Look!
My Tree! (Grunting)
(CHRISTMAS TREE! WHAT'S ALL THE YELLING ABOUT?)
Do you hear it? It's a funny squeaky sound!
(squeak) I hear it too
(HOLIDAY EMERGENCY HERE! FOUR ALARM HOLIDAY EMERGENCY HERE! MER- MER- MER- -MERGENCY HERE! WE'RE GONNA PRESS ON!)
OH NO!
What's that sound?
(WHAT'S ALL THE YELLING ABOUT? DO YOU HEAR IT?)
It's a funny squ- squ- -eak -eak -ing sound
(HOLIDAY EMERGENCY HERE! FOUR ALARM HOLIDAY EMERGENCY SOUND!)
I simply solved the problem. OH NO! We're all in this together
(Repeat Chorus)
The jolliest a**holes on this side of the nuthouse
Look!
My Tree! Halleluiah, HOLY sh*t!
It's Christmas, Chri- Chri- Chri- Christmas, we're all in misery
We're all in this together
It's Christmas, Chri- Chri- Chri-
Hey. (HOLY sh*t)