come gather 'round
i'll only tell you once my baby had
all of the evidence
and i'm so glad
that she can fill her lungs but you won't believe it, no i'm awful glad
that when we go on tour
i always know
my mother will pay more but you won't believe it, no days go by
and you won't get no fatter, no pages flying
into a little pile on the floor days go by
and you're as straight as a senator but you won't believe it, no days go by
and you won't get no fatter, no pages flying
into a little pile on the floor breezing by
everyone in town tonight i'm awful glad
that we can go on tour i'm awful glad
my mother will pay more but you won't believe it, no