Well, You give me lots of money
A house up on a hill
Send me pretty women
Or threaten me and still
You know,
I can't be counted on
I can't be counted on
I can't be counted on
To do anything at all
Well, I'll come out to your house
And attempt to fix your sink
Do a mediocre job
As I'm leaving you will think
You know,
He can't be counted on
He can't be counted on
He can't be counted on
To do anything at all
If you're needing something
You know that I'll be gone
I will not answer if you call
If you're waiting for me
Then you'll be waiting long
I can't be counted on at all
The bacon's in the pan
The bacon's in the pan
If you want any money
Well, you know I'm not your man
You know,
I can't be counted on
I can't be counted on
I can't be counted on
To do anything at all