Annd when Trina says f** a man, you know that i will
Cuz i'm drip drip drippin with s** appeal
You're giving me a thousand dollars and i'm still a steal
And you are chowin on my an*s like a three course meal
I'm sayin all you f*ggots can s** my dick
But don't forget the balls don't forget the tip
Don't forget to lick my a** when i do a flip
Don't forget to stick ya tongue out when i start to drip
If you do a good job i'll get back at ya
s** the load right out like i'm mad at ya
If your dick was blood, i'd be a vampire
And you'd be screamin out
Oooh crumbsnatchula
I don't judge you by your size or race
All i want is your junk up in my face
Like you're a crackhead and i'm sprayin mace
Like you're an altar boy and i'm your priest
You're only 17?
What's that mean to me?
I'm gonna have to f** you illegally
I'm gonna stuff you with dick unbelievably
Inconceivably
Hard and long, you see
If there's gra** on the field play ball, b**h
It's not a hard decision
Most men don't get permission
My cum's full of nutrition
If you spit out my nut, apologize
I'm an eco friendly kind of guy
And there's starvin kids in uruguay
So open that throat up and let it slide
Let my seed into your belly till it starts to grow
And you'll be sh**tin my babies out your bu*thole
They'll be doin backstrokes with megaphones
And they'll be screamin this sh** to the men you know
ALL YOU f*gGOTS CAN su*k MY DICK
ALL YOU f*gGOTS CAN su*k MY DICK
ALL YOU f*gGOTS CAN su*k MY DICK
IF YOU THINK YOU CAN HANDLE IT (x2)
I've been f**in hella boys all across the map
Slidin coast to coast
Gettin my dick wet
I'm like a cherry on top, and i'm toppin men
And your bu*t is like the syrup that i dip it in
I got ya feelin on me like a lifetime movie
Makin you smile and cry
Makin you feel warm inside
While you're getting sodomized ey ey
I like all kinds of boys
Any height and weight
Any size or race or what
Long as you take it in the bu*t
When my dick is standin up
You better be playin revelle
All loud and sh**
Blowing up into my trumpet
Snackin on my balls like crumpets
And lickin in my armpits
And if you wanna be a furry that's fine with me
Cuz i would prefer never showering
If you could be my feline s** fiend
Your tongue could keep my body clean
I like to do it doggy style anyway boy
Your face could go in my bed anyday boy
My tongue and then my fingers inside of you boy
You're questionin the need for s** toys
Who needs a toy when there is dick like this?
Silicon pales in comparision
It don't taste sweet as my dickskin
Your tongue died and went to heaven
I speak the truth
I don't hypothosize
If you need a dick that was circumsized
Like the flagpole that i'm callin mine
Get get in line for this carnival ride cuz
ALL YOU f*gGOTS CAN su*k MY DICK
ALL YOU f*gGOTS CAN su*k MY DICK
ALL YOU f*gGOTS CAN su*k MY DICK
IF YOU THINK YOU CAN HANDLE IT (x2)
Verse three and i'm back on the mic
Gonna wiggle my tongue just how you like
What's my type? hmm.. all, b**h
Wanna know what time? i'd say now, sh**
I like black brown and asian, tan and caucasion
Any old boy whose a** i'm gracin
You could like rap or ani difranco
Just drop your pants and bare your bu*thole
I like a punk rock boy with punk rock co*k
And his dick hair done up in a mohawk
Long as it isn't goin soft
He can s** on my sh** till my balls fall off
I'd dick a bjork fan dressed like a swan
I'd dick a bottom boy with glitter on
I'd dick down a boy wearing louis vuitton
And i would definitely dick a boy who looked like moi
Cuz i'm a boy magnet
Grade a f*ggot
The best piece of meat upon this planet
Don't question me cuz you know that i am it
I'll be balls deep you'll be screamin goddammit
Like
All aboard this rocket ship
Blasting off to your an*s
sh** what's wrong with the pilot?
Oh wait, that's just crumbsnatcher's dick
Yeah, i've got a big a** bird, b**h
Don't act like you ain't heard, b**h
Free like lynard skynard b**h
Dispensin hella syrup
On your pancakes and of course your bu*t
Pleadin at my dick to pick you up
Love notes that say "dear alex's junk"
Steady waitin for the day that your chance will come cuz
ALL YOU f*gGOTS CAN su*k MY DICK
ALL YOU f*gGOTS CAN su*k MY DICK
ALL YOU f*gGOTS CAN su*k MY DICK
IF YOU THINHK YOU CAN HANDLE IT (2x)
Boy hold up cuz you're freakin me out
And while my co*k is in your mouth
I can feel a little summin summin comin out
Like yer talkin to my sh** while yer goin down south
Like yer beggin my junk for a season pa**
Like it's a sports event kept in my pants
Yer bent over doin the urkel dance
Skeetin in my sheets like
Did i do that?
And if you wanna get with me
Then ya gotta gotta know
I like ya a**hole fat and your face down low
I like ya mouth in an o shape ready to blow
And if you got a limp dick
It better grow
Or you could play hard to get and walk away
And i will sit there not sayin anything
Cuz i love lookin at ya big booty shake
Especially when it is on my face
I'll eat your a** like a f**in buffet
Yum!
Come for seconds as soon as i cum
Yum!
I'll be lickin you clean with my tongue
Keep dingleberries out you bum
I'm huntin what's between your knees
Like i'd skin it for its fleece
Like an endangered species
Or a prize winning sheep
Baaahhh
Bring a doggie bag cuz i've got hella cum
And i know you'll want to take it home
For when you are feeling all alone
Steady dreaming of my flesh bone
While my bu*t is a one way street
Your panda is a highway
And i will have it my way
Cuz i'm king of your meat and i decree
ALL YOU f*gGOTS CAN su*k MY DICK
ALL YOU f*gGOTS CAN su*k MY DICK
ALL YOU f*gGOTS CAN su*k MY DICK
IF YOU THINK YOU CAN HANDLE IT (2x)