Well my name is mc
I'm a bada** mother
If I'm at Dunkin' Donuts
then I'm ordering a cruller
Better vacate the premises
I'm your new nemesis
Evidentally evil
I might even take residence
When I hear hip-hop
I stop thinkin' violent ills
So much dope
My life totally looks like Silent Hill
(Hatchet-loving fools)
Ain't that f**ing (rule)
More like Color Me Badd
I'm done with this fad
Got rhymes so many
I need additional storage
Hip-hop's on my co*k
Like Goldilocks on porridge
Everything I drop
Gets picked up by the maid
Everything you drop
Sits on the floor for days
It's official, b**hes
mc chris give you the [?]
I'm the best rapper
Obama sent a certificate
Key to the city
I just saw every single titty size
Give these bitter b**hes
Something uplifting to criticize
mc chris will not be denied
He might just be the best rapper alive, yup
mc chris, he fights for what's right
(His rhyme powered ride0, let us all buckle up, yup
mc chris will not be denied
He might just be the best rapper alive, yup
mc chris, he fights for what's right
(His rhyme powered ride), let us all buckle up, yup