Spare the rod, spoil the child
f** that sh** I'm about to go wild
Went to the backyard found myself a switch
Wimpy little sh** is about to get hit
Upside the head with a bucket of sand
f**ing sh** up cause I'm f**in intense
I'm tenser than f** I'm denser than shrubs
I'm straight out the pub with a fistful of f** you
Whatcha gonna do, where you gonna sit
Beat that bad bu*t with a hickory stick
Lickity split, sick of these kids
Want my side of corn and a bucket of ribs
f** em up quick
Don't miss my game
Every little sound a little light in my brain
So don't complain, like I'm always saying
Might get the belt or the bicycle chain
Smackababy in the morning, smackababy in the light
Smackababy in the evening if you're feelin like a fight
Smackababy in your home, smackababy on a train
Smackababy anywhere you like just please do not refrain
Smackababy, smackababy, smackababy, c'mon
Smackababy make me go crazy
Smackababy, smackababy, smackababy, c'mon
Smackababy make me go crazy
Beat that boy, hurl that girl
Heres two tickets to a tilt-a-whirl
Pump that pup, choke that chap
Show em who's boss, ain't takin' no crap
Ain't takin' no mess, ain't takin no guff
Ain't takin' no less so you better bite your tongue
Better watch your mouth, better stay in line
Gonna get gone or I'm gonna get mine
So shut the f** up and let me chill
Bring me a beer and a bottle of pills
Sit real still don't make a peep
Or I'll get my sickle and reap my seed
I love you kid cause you're my kin
TV's on and you don't say sh**
Take off your shoes and stay off the couch
And just get lost, shut your motherf**in mouth
Smackababy in the morning, smackababy in the light
Smackababy in the evening if you're feelin like a fight
Smackababy in your home, smackababy on a train
Smackababy anywhere you like just please do not refrain
Smackababy, smackababy, smackababy, c'mon
Smackababy make me go crazy
Smackababy, smackababy, smackababy, c'mon
Smackababy make me go crazy
[Man: You are MC Chris.
MC Chris Uh no.
Man: I got all your ca**ette tapes.
MC Chris: I..I'm not mc chris he's dead.
Man: MC Chris I got all your ca**ette tapes.
MC Chris: I never put out ca**ette tapes and he's dead.
Man: I got here..I got..I got this song.
MC Chris: And uh I can't.
Man: I got this song idea for you
MC Chris: I'm in a hurry
Man: I got this song.
MC Chris: I gotta.
Man: It's about.
MC Chris: Uh I just gotta.
Man: It's about babys.
MC Chris: I'm act..I'm actually in a hurry.
Man: Called smackababy.
MC Chris: It's a very interesting title.
Man: hang on.
MC Chris: I'm in a hurry I just..
Man: Hang on hang on.
MC Chris: ok.
Man: Hold tight sir I need to get in tune.]
Smackababy in the morning, smackababy in the light
Smackababy in the evening if you're feelin like a fight
Smackababy in your home, smackababy on a train
Smackababy anywhere you like just please do not refrain
Smackababy, smackababy, smackababy, c'mon
Smackababy make me go crazy
Smackababy, smackababy, smackababy, c'mon
Smackababy make me go crazy
Smackababy in the morning, smackababy in the light
Smackababy in the evening if you're feelin like a fight
Smackababy in your home, smackababy on a train
Smackababy anywhere you like just please do not refrain
Smackababy, smackababy, smackababy, c'mon
Smackababy make me go crazy
Smackababy, smackababy, smackababy, c'mon
Smackababy make me go crazy