[Verse 1]
You do not get the picture
My name is Dick not Richard
I live inside a haunted house
With a butler that's a fixture
Always making up a mixture
For a mister with a migraine
I'm an unimportant orphan
It's my Wayne or the highway
I spend the morning bored
When I used to sort a soar
The trapeze is my tradition
Now I'm wishing I was more
My parents love each other madly
Sadly fell to their grave
But a billionaire was there
And my life he then saved
He brought me to his castle
I'm a ha**le and a half
Find I'm always getting lost
So I've drawn myself a map
I got tutors and computers
Fencing and gymnastics
But I teach them all new tactics
Tell my teachers to please fact check
Read the paper over breakfast
At a table for one
There's a train off in the distance
It don't bother me none
What I start reading is the pleading
Of my techniques being needed
By a giant ba*tard crone
‘Till they're fallen and defeated
Wondering what it means
Can it be connected to my folks?
Does some holy hero hear my prayer?
I guess I'll never know
If only I could have revenge
On the men that stole their breath
I wish I could reveal their plot
That dropped them to their d**h
[Hook]
Where is the justice for the fallen and fractured?
Are we irrelevant, I thought that we mattered?
Where is the Bat or is this circus just white trash?
Please do not pa**, do we fall under your flight path?
Where is the league that'll deal with these creeps
Should I be fighting like a Titan even though I'm a teen?
If the Batman has my back man then why haven't I seen it?
Keep robin' me in poverty at all I'll intervene
[Verse 2]
Every night I stare at the ceiling
Feeling unappealing
Either the wallpaper is peeling
Or I need to start dealing
I'm a zombie with insomia
Too fidgety for flannels
Spy the butler and my benefactor
Slide behind a panel
See the shelf resume its place
I haven't got an inkling
Piano prints on these two keys
I press them without thinking
Can't believe it, door that's secret
Is a feature I now crave
There's a pole that I descend
Who knows what the hell is in this cave?
I'm lost and it is freightning
No spotlights there to guide me
A creepy-crawly cavern
Where a billion bats are hiding
Not a place that's so inviting
Still exciting to invade
I creep behind their whispers
'Till I find a haven safe
I'm behind a suit of armour
Made for riots maybe space
There are seven different versions
Of a certain cowl and cape
A cool collection of Kevlar
For a multitude of missions
One for underwater
One for arctic expeditions
There's an underground river
There's a rocket on a train track
Feeling in my liver that says
"Please go find your way back"
But I hear them in their plotting
I must know what they discuss
I pa** a helcopter
Feel a bullfrog in my guts
[Hook]
[Verse 3]
I'm in a trophy room of treasures
Props of Gotham's worst
I see a giant dinosaur
And my heart's about to burst
A 1937 penny
That could fall on you and k** you
Perverted people will prefer
A misanthropic milieu
And yet I still continue
To have issues with this grotto
Down a corridor where there's stored
Several different autos
They're batmobiles, I start to feel
As if I should be leaving
As if I should be up my room
Upset and sad and grieving
Can't resist, I clench my fist
Confront them at their console
"Who are you and what's all this?
Include me in your council!"
"I'm Batman, that's a fact and
I'm so sorry to mislead you
We're hunting down your parents' k**er
Now we really need you
Here's a suit that I designed
Fine and moulded fitting
I need a sidekick at my side
To make sure my side is winning
So, you can just stop grinning
Say 'So long!' to your past
Here's a balet case on tricks and trade
And don't forget your mask" (No way!)
[Hook 2]
There is justice for the fallen and fractured
They're not irrelevent, they totally matter
I'm with the Bat, no longer just white trash
I will not pa**, you're all under my flight path
There is a league that will deal with these creeps
There is a Titan who is fighting even though he's a teen
The Batman has my back man, yo I didn't beleive
Name is Robin, you'll be throbbin, cause I'll probably intervene