[X2]
As much as I love comics and these video games
I need a little something, not just any old dame
I need a little lady, make my life less lame
Cause the future's harder to say than M.I.A.'s last name
[Verse 1]
I'm a snuggle bear, write poetry and blog a lot
In a hurry for a birdie I can snog a lot
I'm the kinda guy that you should get to know
Give you a neck message, make your vagina explode
I like pop, punk, hip-hop and NPR
If I had a Huffy, you could ride the handlebars
Got some battle scars but that means I survived
Now I'm lookin' for a lady to walk by my side
Better like Boy meets World and Lost
Gotta have a little bit of soul, no WASPs
Red hair helps, keep those hips on lock
No fatties, no fuglies, I only hunt fox
Do you like Metal Gear, cause I wanna see your box
Do you like what you hear cause I got the bon motts
If you're a snuggle bear, got the cuddle onslaught
Yo, I rhyme about the booty, but I like it on top
[X2]
As much as I love comic and these video games
I need a little something, not just any old dame
I need a little lady, make my life less lame
Cause the future's harder to say than M.I.A.'s last name
[X4]
Ooh-bop-sh-bop, my baby
[Verse 2]
You don't have to be a nerd, yo
Could you do the opera, could you do an Ergs show?
I step off the stage and I'm totally alone
Maybe's why I'm always runnin' to the 'dro
I need a counterpart, need a better half;
Good sense of humor, yeah, you better like to laugh
Cause I'm always joking. See, the war gives me a rash
If you're not a democrat, then you can kiss my a**
Would you just be troublin', keep it bubblin' like a boulabaise?
Go to the VMAs, would you rock the T and A?
I need a cutie face, conversate for days
Wake up in the morning, act like we're still on a date
And would you care, would you listen, would you love me for me?
Promise not to get jealous because my sh** is so "leet"?
Stick with me through the thick and thin? I think that we should meet
f** the Boulevard of Broken Dreams, I got that sh** beat
[X2]
As much as I love comic and these video games
I need a little something, not just any old dame
I need a little lady, make my life less lame
Cause the future's harder to say than M.I.A.'s last name
Ooh, Shalina, walkin' down the street, ten times a week
I said it, I meant it, I stole my momma's credit
I'm cool, smooth, hit me in the stomach one more time..
[Outro X4]
Down, down, baby, down by the roller coaster
Sweet, sweet baby, I'll never let you go