BROOKLYN!!!!
I reside in Brooklyn let it be known
2005 the water front was the zone
That's when I arrived I was fresh off the boat
The hours ATL and it was swell to be home
Couldn't go to Queens, Greek priests look like sith
Couldn't go to Bronx cause that's where the real rappers live
Couldn't live in Jersey cause some ex's wanna hurt me
Couldn't happen in Manhattan cause I'm just a fad like furby's
So even though it really hurt I went ahead with Billyburg
And it was so convenient the break seemed like this could really work
Then I started countin' jerks found them out was quite absurd
Had to get Excel just to tell how many that there were
Easy to identify I learned how to hunt them
Amazing fill the craving first I flay them then I dump them
Know what I say f** them and the fancy fresh at functions
You think that they'd be fun but that's a dumb a**umption
Party's not stopin' til cops come a knockin' til bodies start bobbin'
I'm the hipster hunter
Prescription pill poppin, collective co*k blockin', I'm dead d-bag droppin
I'm the hipster hunter
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Cause they're borderline squatters, peg legged ba*tards
Jeans so tight make your balls say the pa**word
My point is these is pirates and they all got band
They got really cute girlfriend's all I got's my hand
You don't even understand how I can mock a motley crew
I prefer a park with cynics a park with Polish prostitutes
I prefer piano why because their sound is really sad
No one seems to noticed amongst the myriad of minivans
I detect your defects are in need for respect
And Mr. boogie nights with the very hairy v-neck
Hey a**hole wearin' scary specs like you are Tom Daschle
Hang you off a roof make you hum Crystal Castles
It's invite only to my gallery show
Then I turn on the gas cause they all gotta goooo
You cut coke like it's cla** you beg for a bus pa**
Rock the Rachel Ray scarf and Glenn Frey's moustache
Party's not stopin' til cops come a knockin' til bodies start bobbin'
I'm the hipster hunter
Prescription pill poppin' collective co*k blockin' I'm dead d-bag droppin
I'm the hipster hunter
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I'm the hipster hunter
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