[Verse 1]
I'm a product of the 90's got a 20 year connection
With a family from Springfield that's yellow in complexion
Let's keep it cromulent, uh, this is for the fans
We the purple in the club yelling "don't you hate pants?"
Sugar powered women I'm down to getting big
And yelling songs about the Simpsons to borrowing a feeling
Khlav Kalash, fugu, steamed hams and Fosters
I rock a mumu with three kinds of softness
Pull up out the car hole switching gears to H
The big canyonera the Bort licence plate
Peace to all the grifters from around the town
I'll catch you at the s** cauldron but they shut it down
You know my steelo give a rapper glove slaps
Nibble on a plum in perfume from a mans hat
I did the Bartman before you got your dental plan
Lets keep it moving like a u-break it rental van
[Chorus 1]
Doodle town pipers
That's a padlin'
Winning friends with salad
That's a padlin'
Car back to winnipeg
That's a padlin'
742 til you're done
That's what happenin'
Barking up the wrong bush
That's a padlin'
She don't come with the car
That's a padlin'
I wash myself with a rag on a stick
And if you don't like the Simpsons you can s** my dick!
[Verse 2]
Financial panther stacking the keys
I mean 64 slices of American cheese
b**h please, don't front like my knowledge is dumb
Your whole team the s**iest bunch of s**s that ever s**ed, uh!
I did my homework and kept the quotes TRUEY!
And if I didn't, call me SUEY SUEY!
But any way I says to Mabel I says
What you know about rapping Ronny Reagan Ca**ette
Trab pu kcip, Yvan eht nioj
Kwyjibo the type of sh** you only hear from die hards
I'm representing for my peeps in the crowd
That get friends to speak up when they're wearing a towel
Just hip hop and Szyslak for most of my life
Flipping biggie smalls joints gimme the loot to gimme the fife
Yeah I'm standing here and I'm rapping 'bout the tv
I have to go now, my planet needs me
[Chorus 2]
Can't afford a**a**ins
That's a padlin'
Hit the Coery hotline
That's a padlin'
30 minutes til my car is a cube
But I'll be chilling with a lady named Hooty Mcb**b
My god you're greasy
That's a padlin'
When poo and a** is taken
That's a padlin'
That's what I do when I'm lounging at home
Drunk as f** on the couch baby leave me alone Woo!
[Outro]
That's what up man
It's getting late man
I gotta go to bread
So you know man
Shout outs to Springfield
Ogdenville
North Haverbrook
Brockway
Rand McNally
Man, f** Shelbyville
f** the Pöpli kids and all that
DONE! MWA!