Walking down the street got my entourage
I'll attack you with the beat—it'll be a barrage
You'll never see it coming, like espionage
So please, take a seat cuz I'm Lil Biagg
People call me names as I skip and I prance
I'm going commando, not much in my pants
Every day of the week you know I'm mafia made
Except on Tuesday, that's the gay pride parade
I lack where it matters, and I'm sure that you've heard it
But I'm not sure that it should be f**ing inverted
And when your girls going down, tell her it don't grow
She should get used to nothing
To getting SUBZERO
Matty ice on the flow and what I be spittin is pure gold
My flow's like my name—it is frigid and ice cold
Been fresh on the scene since 2004
Smoking joint after joint, then I smoke two more
f** 3 b**hes a day so I can meet the quota
Don't let me pa** out stoned, so pa** the orange soda
And when your girls goin' down on me, there's nothing below
You know it's less than a void
I'm packin' SUBZERO
If you want the goods, and you got the cash
Just gimme a call, you know I got the stash
And if you know a girl who wants a guy with a rash
Tell her to call me cuz I got the 'stache
Alright, if you want the stuff, you know I got the sh**
Nah man I got the sh** on my upper lip
I try to get girls, but I fail like a boss
When chicks gimme head, I give them dental floss
So I'm stuck with myself, and I ain't scared to flaunt
That I jerk more often than a Jamaican restaurant
They say size doesn't matter, and it's all about use
But they never say sh** about penis abuse
I light up a room like I'm incandescent
But I can't reach the switch cuz I'm prepubescent
So ladies, you got my digits and I got the time
Back to Lil Biagg who's waiting here with the rhyme
They call me Indiana Jones when I'm whipping it out
I hope you aren't afraid of snakes cuz you are about
To see the king of all kings, the dick of a horse
Lemme go grab my dil*o, that's what I meant of course
They say I'm apPEELing, but I ain't tryna gloat
But the entire banana finds its way down my throat
Cuz you know I love rap, Biggie Smalls, Wu Tang Clan
But I love eating balls, so I'm tuPACMAN
Because haters just love me, and that's how it is
They think that it's funny when I'm covered in jizz
Cuz I get more girls than wilt chamberlain, man
Except my stilt is more of a kickstand
Slow and steady lose races, short and fast wins em all
Went to the Playboy Mansion, but they said I'm too small
I guess my eyes aren't good, that I saw a mirage
Guess I discovered the reason they call me LITTLE Biagg
Cuz when I looked through my gla**es
I saw what I show
I learned that my junk is SUBZERO