[Verse 1] Yo, all I want for Christmas Is a big fat dick for my chick to sit on I want a thick b**h to f** at anytime And have a pen to conduct any rhyme Start up a nine and have five of 'em in a line At my door so when I watch p**n and jack off My parents don't cummin' in and interrupt my session They leave me be 'cause I'm the G-O-D now I just be me when I rhyme like I'm on lean But I'm not a fiend, I'm a big dick In a costume faking b**hes out Gettin' the cli*oris bow, bow, with the wow, wow So I come up in the buildin' and life off a villain's money 'Cause I'm such a honey and I honey up When I'm all lovey'd up and then I tell you what I really, really want And all I really, really want, I'm not quite sure of So I keep to bustin' and lustin' but f** it I'm on one And on this song, I've got nuns coming up to me And screaming at me to get off of Santa's lap and that I've had my time, yo [Hook] All I want [Verse 2] I want a girlfriend who be givin' me head I want to hurl blood and living while dead All I want is money to get, so I can support my bloodiness And I can get condoms for my bloody penis I need a girl with a big bu*t that I can f** When I come to bust a nut and I need rum under the Chrismas tree For the night I want to fight a little midget so I can win it real fast Than have a big booty b**h that ain't in a itty bitty titty committee To s** my dick and love like I'm the sh** And I'm the sh** so when I come up in the spot I'm a turn on the Pop and never go Rock again f** a fox and feelin' a little b**h, never settle for less I'm always the best, better than Chester Bennington
And I'm a go all beastly on her a** in the bed When I see it, I'm forcing her to give me head And I'm in the pool of lead and jumpin' out of my bed Looking at her like that's all I want and all I want Is money, happiness and lights, cameras, action and that's the pack'd and I'm not in Pakistan, I'm just looking like that's all I want Yo, all I want is you b**h so come s** my penis [Hook] All I want [Verse 3] Wake up in the morning watching p**n and Pouring cum out of my intestines Like I'm the girl on the bed, very wet And I'm very like Ness when I swing a bat Full of an electric shock and I'm Manectric's Pac Holding a Glock that's full of electricity like a tazer gun And I'm in the shower, just took a razor to my nuts Cut it up and it's shredded, bust a nut and it's a fetish To look at prego women and they in leggings Well I'm waiting on the end and it raining in the Winter Where's the snow, I need a product and I'm so futuristic I'm already living in a mansion with my s** ed ex That sh** was hot and I got rocks in my pants for some reason I'm a start throwing 'em out until she signs a treason, yo I'm fiendin' And I'm beastin', ballin' out and crawlin' out the cave From Lavendar Town and look at the nerdy rapper I'm a first, second and a third and I'm in thirst of that hot girl Playing Call Of Duty, Dying Light and I'm in dire fights Of the wire igniting fires and liars telling me I'm bad, I'm so sad f** yo fame b**h, I want it but I could care less if I have it If I have it, yo I could care less if I have it [Hook] All I want