[Intro]
So I'm gonna use this song to tell a little story that the guys can relate to
And sh**...the women probably can too
[Verse 1]
I was laid back, chillin' like a villain
I text shorty and I asked "how ya feelin'?"
She text back saying she was fine
I said "I asked how ya doin', not how ya look dime"
She giggled on the inside but text "Lol"
I said "You ain't laugh for real." She said "You know me well."
I thought "Well enough to go inside your well?"
But I didn't text that cause I knew she'd give me hell
The same night I had a little show
So my next text asked her if she would go
She said "10-4, I'll be in the front row...
But you better make sho' you say my name in a flow"
Hmmm I said "Only if you say mine back."
She sent a winky face now I know I'm gonna hit that
I told her "don't be late, or you'll have to sit in the back...
In fact, come before and maybe we can throw a couple back...
While I watch you throw it back."
[Hook: Matt Muse talking]
Nah I ain't really say that last part
But I did tell her to come a little early
So we can take a couple shots, you know, get in my zone
She said "cool" so you know I got dressed, threw on a little cologne
Hit up my n***a Sterl...Bhia too, and we headed to the show...
[Verse 2]
So I got to the spot, and she was there
With her bad a** friend, they a mean pair
Skirt form the thrift shop with no room to spare
Cause her a** on 10 looking like a pear
She a breezy probably cause she from the Windy City
She only wanted one shot, I said "Don't be sadity."
So one turned to two, and two turned to three
The third times a charm as I would soon see
Hit the stage went cra-zay
Sang "It's a movie!" Martin Scorsese
Told the crowd scream loud for that lady
Came down and she said "You amaze me!"
But girl you the superstar. You coming over later?
Lady I don't live far. She said...
"You know what's crazy is I didn't drive my car...
But let me ask Stacey if she'll let borrow hers...
And I'll give yo a** call." Aw..
[Hook: Matt Muse talking]
So I'm like "She playing games, she ain't really gonna hit my line"
But low and behold, she did
Told me that Stacey let her use the car and she'd be on her way in a few
So I did that quick five minute clean up you do when you know a girl coming over
Then the doorbell rang
[Bridge]
Mmmm she arrived, so I let her inside
Maaannn when she arrived, she was looking mighty fine
Aw yea, she arrived, I poured her a** a gla** of wine
Bro...when she arrived, you already know what's on my mind
[Verse 3]
So we sat on the couch and talked a little bit
She finished up her cup and asked me why I spit
Then my ex came up, then my next came up, then s** up
Then her legs went up
We was bitin', kissin', lickin' something furious
She 'bout to get it man I hope the neighbors hearing this
She said 'Wait bae before we get too serious...
I gotta let you know...I'm on my period."
What the f**!?!?
[s** It or Not by Cameron Plays]
Ma, I been huggin' the block
That's right, hustlin' rocks
I know I been puffin' a lot
But a n***a wanna know baby girl you gon' s** it or not?
[Outro]
{Laughing} Man if you can relate to this gon' head and bump it
Wanna s** you up...all night
Go head let it vibe out...yea yea...yea...yea yea...yea
[Bridge]