Fast cars hot b**hes, hot b**hes fast cars
Fast car hot b**hes, hot cars fast b**hes
This is what it's like when you come into town
All these b**hes and hoes and pimps around
Every single motherf**er belongs to me
'Cause I'm a rapper with obscene amounts of money
How'd I get so rich? I don't even know
I just talk into a mic, now I'm rollin' in the dough
I got more bling on my thing than on anyone's ring
When I go into a club all you hear is "cha-ching"
Pimp my ride? f** I pimped my house
I got 20 inch rims on my toaster and spouse
Got a spoiler on my mower, hydraulics in my bed
And neons on my fridge
That change from orange to red
I'm a motherf**in genuine thug
Bought a vacuum cleaner that'll clean the sh**
Out of anyone's rug
When I go window shopping, I buy f**ing windows
Then I buy some curtains for the windows
When I say "I'm just looking", I mean I'm just looking
At all this sh** that I'm about to buy
I just get whatever the f**, don't even know why
In my life, the money has gotten me far
And I can afford an orchestra to play for half a bar
I get all the love 'cause of all of my money
And just last night I had s** with Bugs Bunny
He's not even real, I paid to bring him to life
Then I k**ed him, and f**ed his wife
I got so much money to use my time
I pay heaps of people to come over, and then stand in a line
Then I make them change the order of the people in the line
It's a f**ing waste of my money and my time
I'm so loaded I can use the same line
And just change it a bit to make it rhyme
I don't even need to make sh** rhyme
That's how rich I am, f** f** orange, yeah
Let's see you rhyme some sh** with orange, b**h
sh** no it wasn't always this way
I grew up in the ghetto of the motherf**ing bay
I'm a nice guy, give my money to the needy
Like my left hand, my right hand, and Mr. Teeny
Mr. Teeny is the name my b**h gave to my dong
That's why I rap about how much money I got
'Cause I'm really self-conscious
About the size of my schlong
Being so big I mean, and sh**
I'm so rich I eat diamonds for breakfast
Milk and honey?
f** off and gimme some more money
I drink 4000 year old scotch
Mother f** they didn't even have scotch 4000 years ago
Had to buy some sh** to go back into time
So it can age nice and slow
I invented forks
And I can say sh** like that and nobody will disagree
If they do I'll get my crew to make sure they'll be
Swimming with the fishes, see
And I can have s** with whatever and whoever
Regardless of species, gender, age, and race
I just give the lawyers millions of dollars
And they get the f** off my case
Hippity hippity hop hop, hippity hop whop
f** I'm rich
Holy sh** you just can't imagine how rich I am, it's bad
Povery, starving kids, charity?
f** that sh** it don't make me sad
If they wanna stop starving and being poor
Just go get some money, simple as that
Least they don't have to worry
About getting f**ing fat
And I am, whatever you say I am
If I'm not, I'll pay you till you say I am