John the Nipples was after my girl
Talkin' about taking her around the world
Now he's lying cold and hes' covered in blood
Slowly sinking in the mire and mud
I'm a jealous man
Big Jack, the money man was comin' on strong
Jack didn't know he wouldn't be here long
I burned his mansion right down to the ground
No more Big Jack hangin' around
I'm a Jealous Man
She's the kind of woman makes a man's heart, jump
Make his blood pump, acting like a hump, rump chump
He'll be hangin' round her house like a hound in heat
He' s too dumb to know that he's about to meet
The Jealous Man
Willy the weasel whacked out of his head
With visions of p**n in his heart shaped bed
But the mirror on his ceiling tells a different tale
Now he's Willy the Wimp, he's limp and pale
He met the Jealous Man
Back in the garden was Adam and Eve
With a snake in the gra** who knew how to deceive
She bite the fruit of temptation and she had to have more
Right then and there the jealous man was born
I'm the son of the son of that Jealous Man
She's the kind of woman makes a man's heart, jump
Make his blood pump, acting like a hump, rump chump
He'll be hangin' round her house like a hound in heat
He' s too dumb to know that he's about to meet
The Jealous Man