If we got married
Boredom like a monster
Would bring disaster
Into our land
If we got married
All great feelings for you
Would certainly slip through
My fingers like sand
If we got married
You and your mother
And maybe your brother
Would mess with my life
If we got married
You'd try to look happy
While I'd be the puppy
Of a typical wife
So darling, honey, baby
Let's just skip all that
Darling, honey baby
Let's not shrink in that
We'll find our own way
To make life flat…
If we got married
My time would go faster
While I'd be trying to master
How to be a dad
If we got married
You'd be fulfilling
Your greatest dealing
While I'd only be sad
If we got married
Our special moments
Would be silly comments
In a fancy blowout
Why can't we get carried
Away by seductions
Forget all instructions
We could live without
So darling, honey, baby
Let's just skip all that
Darling, honey baby
Let's not shrink in that
We'll find our own way
To make life flat…
Let's drink to that!