I was askin'
For two dollars
Two shots
To k** the king
"if you really love me
And you're thinking of me
You'd do just about anything"
It happened on a sunday
The liqour stores were closed
Thank heaven for the blue laws
We were swimmin' in our sunday clothes
I was askin'
For two dollars
To cook up somethin' cheap
I was shakin' like the rabbit
That was hangin' from her teeth
"and in many degrees of heat
The fire looked at the meat
And said 'if i cook you
The least you can do
Is lay there and be sweet' "
Call the fire in winter
When it snows it won't be cold
Call the wind in summer
If the salt should reign as gold
Eraticus
k** the king
Magantas
k** the king