I was askin' For two dollars Two shots To k** the king "if you really love me And you're thinking of me You'd do just about anything" It happened on a sunday The liqour stores were closed Thank heaven for the blue laws We were swimmin' in our sunday clothes I was askin' For two dollars To cook up somethin' cheap I was shakin' like the rabbit
That was hangin' from her teeth "and in many degrees of heat The fire looked at the meat And said 'if i cook you The least you can do Is lay there and be sweet' " Call the fire in winter When it snows it won't be cold Call the wind in summer If the salt should reign as gold Eraticus k** the king Magantas k** the king