[intro]
Yo, since i been in this game, yo
Alot of funny sh** that happend with these hoes, man
And this sh** i'm 'bout to tell you myse
Is a true story, puff know the b**h, uh, yo
[mase]
You know i don't wanna come across foul
I'm only telling you about my lifestyle
I had a girl named kate i date in georgia state
Girl named samantha i met in clark, atlanta
I even knew these girls named laura and yvette
Switched up giving me head in georgia tech
Now flip the script, mess with girls that strip
Give 'em tips just so i can feel i'm they "his"
They like, mase i like your eyes and i love your lips
I'm like, that ain't enough to make you sit in the six
She said mase, lot of things i wanna teach you 'bout
If i tell you my past, it'll freak you out
Save your dough, you know i wanna treat you out
f** s**ing your dick, i wanna eat you out
I'm like whoa now, slow down
You remind of these young chickens i knew from uptown
Got a bu*t like this girl that worked in motown
So if we ain't gonna f** then where we go now
I don't move too fast, you move too slow
You wasn't saying this just a moment ago
You was sitting at the bar just spending my dough
You owe me something b**h, you gon' blow me or something
She said this thing you need to know before we f**
I ain't like all these other s*uts
And if i told you i was a virgin you wouldn't believe me
I know getting p**y for you is easy
You hit every b**h from antee to a tuskeegee
Plus you know i know your girlfriend kiki
And for a moment honey tried to freak me
But being the man i am i'm still in pimp mode
Could tell she was harlem 'cause i seen her zip code
And then she started showing me pictures of flipmode
So i'm with my man and you know we gon' discuss her
All i could hear is him sayin', don't trust her
You know her lil' cousin f** with usher
Plus her best friend got a baby from busta
So i layed back and peeped the ho'
It's her word against his, i can't believe the ho'
Yo, i only knew this girl from a weekend ago
And i figure she a freak, cease would know
So i called up my n***a, i'm like cease what up (what up)
Is she a freak, n***a?
Cease been f**ed, but cease admitted
Yo, that he ain't even hit it, now y'all i really don't get it
And she tried to play mike like he's some n***a in a civic
And s**ed puff dick for some budweiser tickets
Yo, you believe this b**h, yo?
She s**ed his dick for some budweiser tick..
That b**h gonna give me my sh** b, word up (section 622)
I'm not even f**ing playing
I bet you she give me my watch back though, i bet that (row 40)
And all my f**ing ice better be in it, too
(seat a, seat b, enjoy the show)
Matter of fact, i want my f**ing couch out that sh** b
Word up, tell your sis get my f**ing couch b
I ain't f**ing playing