They say the world's a ball and it turns around
When it goes halfway, I'm upside down!
So why do my feet stay stuck on the ground? It's not logical!
My Mom said "Hon, does my hair look bad?" I said "Yes!"
She got mad. I tell truth, she tells Dad
Is that logical?
It's not logical. It's not logical. It's not logical
Is there Elmer's glue on the sole of my shoe?
I'm full, but they say, "one more bite."
I'm wide awake, but they saw, "Sleep tight!"
To say goodnight when it's still light? That's not logical
"Be a good sport," I hear Dad say, "it's not win or lose
It's how you play." His team gets beat, he faints away
It's not logical. It's not logical. It's not logical
It's logical
Wake up Dad, it's not that bad! It lacks credibility
For a crying out loud!
It's not logical. It's not logical. It's not logical
A grown-up said it, it's gotta be true
But does it make any sense to you?
Mix yellow with blue, it comes out green
The strangest thing I've ever seen
Red and yellow make tangerine? It that logical?
It's not logical. It's not logical. It's not logical
It makes no sense! Rubbish! Baloney! Balderdash!
It's not logical. It's not logical. It's not logical