Verse 1: I've got something in my lunchbox I don't really know what it was I don't really know where it came from But it certainly is covered with fuzz! Maybe it could've been chocolate Maybe a caramel or two I've got something in my lunchbox And I'd gladly share it with you Verse 2: I've got something in my lunchbox I don't really know what it is I'm willing to take some suggestions You might say it is just like a quiz What is something green and disgusting? What is something moldy and red? But I think there's one in my lunchbox And I'm not quite sure that it's dead!
Chorus: What is it? I've been trying to figure this out since noon? What is it? I can't quite get it out Do you have a spoon? (trumpet plays) (Repeat Chorus 1x) Verse 3: I've got something in my lunchbox I'm not really sure where it's from It's rather hard like a candy In the middle, it's squishy like gum Maybe it could've been a chocolate Maybe an ice cream cone Well I've got something in my lunchbox And I can't believe I brought this thing home! I can't believe I brought this thing home.