Soundtrack version:
Fozzie:Why are there such great deals on our hotel room
And continental breakfast is free
HBO in every room
And free gas if you check in after noon
Free parking for car not rv's
Our wedding chapel is 24 hours
No marriage certificate is needed
Were glad you found us
Pechoolo casino,the owners,the moopets and me
(cha cha cha)
Thank you thank you
Your a great audience
Movie version:
Why are there such great deals on are hotel rooms
Fozzie:Free parking for car(not RVs)
Animool:(Not RVs)
Fozzie:Our wedding chapel is 24 hours(no marriage certificate is needed)
Miss Poogy:(No marriage certificate is needed)
Fozzie:were glad you found us...
Kermoot:Pechoolo casino
Fozzie:The owners...
Miss poogy:The Moopets
Fozzie:And me