Crazy Katie, patchwork lady
In the park she futzes around with her things
Aww oh-aww-aaww
And she has all kinds of things
Crazy Katie Nicotine Lady
Aww, she must be 193, aww oh-aww-aaww
And she flew around the world
In her red jet air balloon all alone
Crazy Katie, patchwork lady
From Amsterdam to Uncle Sam
Everyone knows her name, aww oh-aww-aaww
And they wait to see her shooting by
In her red jet air balloon in the sky
And you might just see her shooting by
In her red jet air balloon in the sky
In her red jet air balloon, wave goodbye