[Verse 1]
No, respect to the b**hes
I f** around, got a little itch from this sh**
What's, the deal with s** around looking like a duck in pictures
I, went for the kisses now I got 'em , just right where my dick is
Ahh. Not my business, but I feel sorry for your father, no princess
I'm, just not happy with a girl gurgling on wee wees
I'm, just not happy with a girl flirting so ficken cheesy
Nein, making me go German, fake words and I'm just hurting
I'd like a wine and dine, design the shine 'fore I use time to get your fine p**y mine
Have you squirting
Get f**ed up, I used to give one, now they screaming f** Mads
I used to be a loverboy and what not
Now I settle for destroy, I'm rough now
Cause I smile when I ride, like it's rock and roll
Throw a rock at a twat, f**ing lock and load
You gotta job, better try not to drop that low
Bet ya boss want your a** in his pocket so, oh
[Bridge]
And there's a reason you ain't dancing on pole
Cause the people that you hang with they know you're a hoe
And they know that one day they'll be up in that hole
So they stick around and give you ride to every show that I got
[Hook]
Oh, yeah this is scary scary, hold me close
They can not hear me, but they smell my balls
I see them at the movie, at the mall
I don't see dead people, but I see hoes
(yeah)
And when I'm drunk in town
I can see them lurkin' in the dark like, “wow”
(yeah)
And when I'm drunk in town
I can see them lurkin' in the dark like, ”wow”
[Verse 2]
I, been around the block and popped a few twats
So I better keep my mouth shut
But I go by the plot so hard that if a door locked then I gotta core job
Get it to the floor squat, take it by the doorstop
Gotta be a boar, rock in this f**ing war flock, I don't think you're so hot
But I'm not a p**n cop, you're just a worn lock, looking at your bum like bu*t-f**
Oh, and this is awfully crazy when I'm at the beach
G-strings and bikinis gets smaller each year and that's all that I see
Not hating it, but god damn right, I'm not dating it
You can say that I'm f**ed, but shut the f** up
Understand that I'm not in love with these s*uts, no
So I just do rappity rappity rappity yo
Back in this fappity fappity flow
Gotta be happily married with dough
Sad to see b**hes be crying, but hoe
Japanese batteries packed in a dil*o
There's your solution, but still no
Yes from me, syphilis, oh oh-no
[Bridge]
And there's a reason you ain't dancing on pole
Cause the people that you hang with they know you're a hoe
And they know that one day they'll be up in that hole
So they stick around and give you ride to every show that I got
[Hook]
Oh, yeah this is scary scary, hold me close
They can not hear me, but they smell my balls
I see them at the movie, at the mall
I don't see dead people, but I see hoes
(yeah)
And when I'm drunk in town
I can see them lurkin' in the dark like, “wow”
(yeah)
And when I'm drunk in town
I can see them lurkin' in the dark like, ”wow”
[Outro]
Yeah dawg
You gotta look at man
Hoes comes in a lot of uniforms
It can be that police chick you just got a ticket from
It can be that ginger girl who answer the phone for Netcom
It could be that f**ing blond chick working at your local store
It could be the brunette living next door, but anyway, just protect yourself
And chickity-check yourself before you wreck yourself
sh**
f**ing hoe
Oh f**
I f**ing hate you hoes
f** you hoe
You know what
You can taste my wrecking balls
Bounce [x12]
And if you feel the same as me, then just go...
[Hook]
Oh, yeah this is scary scary, hold me close
They can not hear me, but they smell my balls
I see them at movie, at the mall
I don't see dead people, but I see hoes
(yeah)
And when I'm drunk in town
I can see them lurkin' in the dark like, “wow”
(yeah)
And when I'm drunk in town
I can see them lurkin' in the dark like, ”wow”