[Intro] Uh oh, oh Madlib, here comes Old Willie, watch out! [Skit continues throughout song] Good evening misters, ladies Peace praise god a blessing to the race Speaking of love and peace and god; U know the bus [Verse 1: Quasimoto] Do you mind showing a little Christian kindness to me? You can ask the Doctor I'm a serious case It's a medical emergency as you can see I ain't no addict, who ever heard of a junkie as old as me? I just want my taste, how about it? no I ain't no dope addict, who ever heard of a junkie as old as me? [Verse 2: Madlib & Quasimoto] My story saddening, believe you me Just have a little pity Come on folks, got a little food for me?
Would you believe that a woman used to belong to me? Yup How about it please lay a little change on me Naw? I see, I see [Verse 3: Quasimoto] How about a little change, pretty please? No? Hennessy Incredible Hulk Corona Heineken Bloody Mary Martinis Grey Goose Bach or Henny, Bravasier, Ripple, Night-train, Moonshine Johnny Walker Champagne, Brandy Red or White Wine Do you mind showing a little Christian kindness to me? I ain't got nothing to hide You can ask the doctor I'm a serious case It's a medical emergency as you can see I ain't no addict, who ever heard of a junkie as old as me? [Skit Continues]