Green-blue-brown eyes
Starin' across the room
Blonde-black-brown hair
What am I to do?
You wave at me
And I crack a smile
You walk in my direction
I'm terrified
I'm not ordinary
Oh, no, sir, quite contrary
Big long words and numbers put together
Make me sound smart
Talking so fast
It's like a race
I'm trying so hard
Not to fall on my face
You say something like
"Weather's nice,"
I say something like
"You could say that twice."
I'm not ordinary
Oh, no, sir, quite contrary
Big long words and numbers put together
Make me sound smart
Smart, smart, smart
Works of art, like Joan of Arc
Movies, stop to start
Magazines and pretty things
Models, actors, politicians
Cars and cats and horses
Roller Derby, cop shows
And armed forces
Celebrity divorces
Babe, I know it all
I'm not ordinary
Oh, no, sir, quite contrary
Big long words and numbers put together
Make me sound smart
I'm no hypnotizer
But I think you'd be fine with me
Big long words and numbers put together
Make me sound smart
Smart, smart
They make me sound smart