[Intro]
Ay! (Damn)
Ay man (I can't even feel my face)
I'm goin out man, I can't... I can't
You don't know what the f** you
n***a you don't know what the f** you talkin 'bout!
To'n up, torn
(f**ed up man he don't even know what the f** he talkin)
(Ay man, ay man, you aight man, you aight man)
[Chorus: Madd Kapp]
They won't serve me after 2
They won't serve me after 2
But when they kick me out this b**h
I'm goin home to a fifth or two
[repeat Chorus]
[Madd Kapp]
Damn~! I'd like to tell y'all a few things
I've been to all kinda bars you know
I've been to crazy bars, I've been to hillbilly bars
I've been to techno bars, man f** it!
I've been to bars downtown
Where motherf**ers do everything all under one roof
Hehehe, man though they all kick me out at the same time
It's crazy... but you know, sh** happens
And sh** stinks so don't start nuttin
My name is M-A-double-D K-A-double-P
And right now I'm representin me
I'm representin everything that I be
And I, I uhh - man~!
I love them horns right there, hold up
Don't that sh** remind y'all of somethin?
Don't that remind you of a good time?
Whatever happened to havin a good time by the way?
What the f** ever happened to havin a good time?
Everybody's always on some uhh
"I'ma shoot you in your face" type sh**
But not on this album
Cause if you f** with me, I will shoot you in your face!
[Chorus]
[Madd Kapp] How the f** you gonna kick me out my own bar?