[Verse 1]
Rappers talking sh**, that's a slaughter call
Slice his neck, blood flowing like a waterfall
I'm a s**y f**ing beast, hope your daughter's home
I'm a modern gnome spitting out a lot of poems
You want to hear the f**ing best? 'Kay, you got it, holmes
I don't like to sit and rot at home, watch this Rottie foam
Foaming at the mouth, roaming through the South
k** it in the North, k** it in your house
Doesn't really matter where I'm at - white tarantula
My name is spreading all around, got a spatula?
Little guy but my aura is gargantuan
People stop in cars and tell me, "Mad Child, you're a champion"
I say thank you very much, take a quick photo
Don't like my sh**? You can s** my f**ing dick, dodo
Said I rise like a phoenix
Clean that f**ing sh** out of your ears, get a Kleenex
[Hook]
I'm happy to be back on stage
I don't wanna, I don't wanna act my age
I'm just repping that I rap all day
Cause I don't wanna, I don't wanna act my age
Getting girls, I just laugh all day
Making money, make this rap game pay
Man, I'm happy to be back on stage
Cause I don't wanna, I don't wanna act my age
[Verse 2]
You? You're like Fozzie the Bear and you got bad habits
Me? I'm Ozzy Osbourne in f**in' Black Sabbath
Little Monster, I'm a track savage
Me and my team, we all break bread and crack cabbage
Travel 'round the world like gypsies and pirates
More like little Alex with a little Ultraviolence
Doing shows, I'm a real Rock-n-Rolla
Hit the telly drunk and go for walks and talk to Lola
Picking up these b**hes that are half my age
Cause I don't wanna, I don't wanna act my age
Friends with all my enemies, walk among identi-thieves
Borderline insanity and rapping is my remedy
Mentally I'm battling myself, I need a sedative
For real, this sh** is like Alien versus Predator
I'll eat these rappers like a f**ing bag of Cheesies
I'm colder than a bag of Freezies
[Hook]
[Verse 3]
Don't worry about my age. You should worry about my rage
How I jump onto a stage like I just broke out the cage
Fifteen years ago, crazy little rapping hobo
Up sh**'s creek without a paddle in a plastic rowboat
I'm venting with constant tension
Beyond comprehension, a wanted henchman
I'm an old creep giving you the heebie-jeebies
Punk rock like it's '86 and I'm at CBGB's
Slice your face with an X-Acto blade
My friends are saying, "Time for you to act your age"
Naw, that's ok. I just want to sit around and rap all day
I just sit around and laugh all day, making racks off these tracks like it's crack c**aine
[Hook]