Waves of green everywhere No ship for long long time And Jolly Roger upstairs Is tired of this dull sight Once my hands were so s**y But they satisfy me no more Captain, we need a woman! And if you have none in store Give me a shark, give me a shark Why don't you give me a shark Give me a shark, give me a shark You gotta give me a shark Maybe they are far from perfection
And maybe you don't like their teeth But sharks are the only girlfriends Of lonely buccaneers Sharks never nag you drink and swear And they are always around Sure you have heard of mermaids They are fruits of pirate's love Sail across the ocean And bring me to the land But sharks with all devotion Will wait we come again