[Verse 1: MackNificent]
Baby it's Mack, and I'm back on the track
They say that once you go Mack, that you never go back
But you never go Mack, baby what's up with that?
I think I know the reason, let's just look at the facts
It's the reason why nice guys are always alone
There's a place where we go and it's called the friend zone
The way that it happens starts out the same
I see a pretty girl and ask for her name
She tells me that it's blah blah bledoodle
Then I ask her if she could play with my noodle
Okay I didn't say that, but you knew what I was thinking
But what happened next made my heart start sinking
We started getting close, and it was real great
And at the time I thought that we were bout to date
Then she started treating me like one of her brothers
Instantly I knew that we were never being lovers
I thought I'd give one last try, and ask her what I am
She said, "I love ya guy, but you're just a friend"
G, are you hearing this man? This is what I'm gonna sing
[Hook: MackNificent]
I, I got what you need but you say I'm just a friend
And you say I'm just a friend, oh baby
I, I got what You need but you say I'm just a friend
But you say I'm just a friend, oh baby
I, I got what You need but you say I'm just a friend
But you say I'm just a friend
[Verse 2: G-Ullit]
Why don't you like me though, I'm kinda curious?
You seriously must be mad? No, furious!
Are you delirious? But I'm hilarious. (not really)
Come on please, I'll organize someone to marry us!
Dear blah blah, what are the problems?
It'd be awesome if you told me so I can solve em'
I can support ya too, like a column
Our relationship would never fall, its not autumn!? (haha)
I can reflect on our future, just like a mirror
It's so clear that we are meant to be together, that it disappeared
I'll let you guide us, I'll let you steer
And trust me, I'm much better looking than I appear
Cause am I really ugly? Or are you looking at my features wrong?
Is there something wrong? Should I be remixing a deeper song?
Are you confused because I'm black and my dick is not really long? (nah I'm just kidding)
You know what...you're just a female dog!
[Hook: G-Ullit]
I, I got what you need but you say I'm just a friend
And you say I'm just a friend, oh baby
I, I got what you need but you say I'm just a friend
But you say I'm just a friend, oh baby
I, I got what you need but you say I'm just a friend
But you say I'm just a friend
[Verse 3: Marsh Mella]
Boy you know that I be lovin' ya
Like you was my brotha'
But I can't have you treatin' me like you is my lova'
So don't go acting like that round my motha'
Cuz you ain't the only one I got I got 37 others
You tell me that I'm pretty and that I got a nice bod
But hunny you don't interest me unless you got a big rod
And sweetie, honey bunny I find you really odd
So Take some notes my dear, I only f** with gods
You're skinny like a pole
That I wouldn't dance on
Where's all that muscle to put my hands on
Dude where's your bu*t, I can't find it. Sweetie try squats, I wouldn't mind it
These hearts I be breaking
Don't mean much to me
Sweetie we, were never history
Meant to be, what you sayin!?
Screw that, you playin!
Cos I'm a single a** b**h, but not really
My waiting list is f**ing silly
I've got willy, billy, and what's his name!?.... (Mack) sh** really?