[Verse 1]
I'm in love with a nymphomaniac
She rides that dick like she rides in a cadillac
She gives me good brain in the car
Ridin around town down the boulevard
I love it when she calls me the top dog
I'm in each and every one of your girls call logs
She always be wantin more s.e.x
I'm the big dog she calls my dick T-rex
She always wants my dick I don't have to flex
She hops on the dick and she does the rest
We f** doggystyle that sh**'s the best
We do a 69 and I eat it like pie
p**y so sweet make me say my oh-my
It's like we're in heaven together in the sky
Either her p**y wet or her p**y cry
It don't really matter though cause I'm that guy
With his s** game loud
Cause I'm well endowed
If s** was a sport I'd draw a large crowd
But instead the p**n industry makes it like actin
And ya'll watch while you fap fap fappin
Don't look at me like that you all watched p**n at some point
But me I'd rather watch it and light up a joint
Cause that sh**'s cla**y and it's funny too
Geekin when the pizza man be like I got a pizza for you
And she open it up and act surprised
And I be like, "how did you not see that coming when he was holding the box right at his dickline
And he wouldn't let you take it out of his hands until you opened it?"
sh**, that didn't rhyme but I just rhymed rhyme with dickline, b**h