Not long ago in a place real far
I knocked this hutch at a grill slash bar
f**ing up some prawns n chips
Cause Mac Dre don't eat omelets
s**in' my teeth like I'm the sh**
On gin but I think it's time to switch
Bar tender give me something strong
Don't want no ice tea island long
Gimmie stoli's with Roses lime
Man I get that all the time
Throwback, Steve Larkin #80
I looked up & I saw this lady
On my momma
I ain't fat mouthin'
The b**h looked like she could s** a thousand
But her a** wasn't really all that giant
She must have been workin' her Fonda diet
Man you know she looked alike
That Filipino broad jay used to like
Bottom line, she was fine
You don't see this kind all the time
Man you know my name first is Mac
Walked up to her put down my act
I said excuse me lady is somethin' wrong?
You've been staring at pimpin' way too long
Why do you keep on eyein a n***a?
Cuddie the b**h started cryin a river?!
I said what's wrong? like a cared...
She said she caught her pimp f**ing a square
I said damn you must be devastated
She said I've been with him since I graduated...
But wait a minute... you look familiar
I said c'mon now cause looks will seal ya
That's the oldest line in the book
That's bunk like dope I used to cook
She said uhh don't you rap
I said yes it is I Andre the mac
She said well uh if that's the case then wave 5 thou wow in my face
She said shes been my fan since she was 12
And if she was gonna choose it might as well be me
The M to tha D& net five thou wow choosing fee
Now this story has four possible endings
Is mac dre a going to A) reach back like a pimp and slap the ho and tell her b**h beat it
I ain't no rest haven for runaway b**has
B) start speaking Swaheeli cause he thinks the b**h is the fuzz tryin' ta pinch pimpin
C) or does he P.I.M.P & tell the b**h put it in my pocket you beezy
I said look if you want Dreezy
You gonna have to put it in my pocket you beezy
The b**h reached in her Fendi bag and almost made pimpin' grow a shag
I said god damn b**h the b**h had 40 grand kid...
10 thousand in stacks of ten I said they gonna put you up under the pen
I said we can't do this in no bar
Let's talk about things in my car
Who is this b**h can I trust her
Took her outside to my plymoth duster
She said there's one more thing that you should know
There's one more ho and where I go she go
I said where I come from 3 is fun, plus, 1 is too close to none
Twinkle twinkle
Cow moo moo
I sh** on n***as
Al boo boo [x3]