Chorus (2x):
Time Ed, Time Ed, Time Ed
Whoa-Oh-Oh
Time Ed, Time Ed
Snack Time Ed, you're looking rather round
C'mon Ed have an ???
bu*ter and cream cheese it was your favorite spread
The monkey drops his ball and drills them to your head
(Chorus)
Snack Time Ed, you're looking rather gone
But all those ladies, she don't ???
Cause you're teething and chewing on your toes
??? the loony toons, sit down while we're old
You were the skunky pig inflator
('Flator, 'Flator)
Spilling rain from the elevator
('Vator)
Born a monkey from the sky
(Monkey, Monkey)
Hey, hey Miss American Pie
Snack Time Ed, you're feeling timid as wine
For this is a man, is he your partner in crime?
One day your spirit...Timmy never was the same
Eleven monkeys began drilling in his brain
(Chorus)
Snack Time Ed, is better where it ends along
This is a man, he's long dead and gone
Between the fingers and the cracks on the toes
The monkey breathes as the ??? burns his nose
You were the skunky pig inflator
('Flator, 'Flator)
Spilling rain from the elevator
('Vator)
Born a monkey from the sky
(Monkey, Monkey)
Hey, hey Miss American Pie