You got MC confusion? I'm Frontalot!
If I were MC Frontalittle I'd be telling you only ever what I'm not
But I am the most frontingest
Carving off the obfuscation, little something just
To confuse you with. And like a villain
I got conundrums. your empty head they gonna fill in
Still in effect, the mock you made:
My dexterity ain't 20 when the sk**s are displayed?
It's alright, I took it as a compliment
Shows you know nerdcore's extent
Which MC was that? I can't recollect
Heard him on the internet. It was MC Front-a-something
But I didn't hit save
Which MC was that? I couldn't say
Was it MC Chicken-in-the-Hat? I remember him
He was a fat dude. Wait, was he thin?
Now I know I seen his video up on The Box
With the dirty-a** beak, calling roosters co*ks
Got a feather like a pimp swaying up on the side
MC Chicken-in-the-Hat got pride
But I can't recall if it was him or not
(Pssst! It was MC Frontalot.)
Was it MC Razzle-Dazzle? Was it MC Plain?
Was it MC In-The-Mirror AKA MC Vain?
Was it MC Pain-in-my-ears-just-to-listen?
(If it was him I wouldn't miss him.)
Was it MC Elephant, that would be relevant
‘cause of how my memory got crooked, now it's hella bent
Lemme think, I'll figure out:
What MC are they talking about?
Maybe it was MC Matter-of-Fact
Got the authenteezy easy riding his act
Always speaking the truth, never fronts one bit
He and DJ So-Sincere don't quit
But I think for some reason that it wasn't him
Wait, was it was MC Outonna Limb?
With the very risky rapping, don't know what'll happen
To the time; a verbal contortionist
Squeezing tongue portions, sublime
On the mic ‘cept for when the bough's breaking
Picked him out the line-up, mistaked him
Yo, it was definitely MC Wrong
Rocking jam after jam of inaccurate songs
Then again, it could have been MC Insight
Striking s**ers stone blind with the lyrical light
Must confess, I'm hard pressed to be certain
Was it MC Hides-Behind-the-Curtain
Calling “pay no attention to man on the mic.”
Must be a wizard when he rhymes so tight
You're having difficulty dredging out your brain: the fact
Of which MC was that?
Step up, poindexter, act smarter than you are
About to pull the MC name out the jar
And whoever guessed closest wins a nine-sided die
And a gift certificate to Fry's
Yo, the moniker is MC Frontalot
I got a +1 bag of nerdcore hip-hop
And my mail list busted a hundred so I'm famous
It's unbelievable nobody knows what my name is