You are now listening to lztraps go stupid on a sick beat
{chrous 1}
Goin' stupid on 'em
Goin' stupid on 'em
Lz on the beat and i'm really goin' stupid on 'em
Goin' stupid on 'em
Goin' stupid on 'em
Lz bringin' heat and i'm really goin' stupid on 'em
{verse 1}
Two weeks ago i checked the bank account to see the dough
And all across my screen was a big fat zero
Even under the christmas tree was nothing as far as i could see
Though my last few cents went to wishlist mailing fees
You know i learned something important 'bout two weeks ago
It's that if anythings getting me famous, it's gonna be my flow
If even santa can't convince these labels to cut me a deal
Then i'm gonna have to think outside the box, let's be real
{chorus 2}
Goin' stupid on 'em
Goin' stupid on 'em
Lz makin' moves and i'm really goin' stupid on 'em
Goin' stupid on 'em
Goin' stupid on 'em
Lz bringin' grooves and i'm really goin' stupid on 'em
{verse 2}
After a bit of searchin', i found a label's address
So i packed up my best beats, sure to impress
I showed up 9 am sharp, even if uninvited
But they won't mind at all when they hear the beats i've provided
I threw the tape up onto the front desk
And said, "drop what you're doing and give my tape a check"
Well just three seconds after she put it in the player she said
"if you don't leave right now i'm gonna get my taser"
{chorus 3}
Goin' stupid on 'em
Goin' stupid on 'em
Lz takin ls and i'm really goin' stupid on 'em
Goin' stupid on 'em
Goin' stupid on 'em
Lz got expelled and i'm really goin' stupid on 'em
{verse 3}
You've gotta be kidding me, there's nothing wrong with my beats
They go so hard, and flow so fast, and bring so much heat
Whatever, i'm done with this i just want some little debbie
And the next thing you know i'm at kmart in my chevy
Strolling down the aisles looking for whatever cakes i can find
Out the corner of my eye i spot some water with no sign
Suddenly get an idea, a perfect plan
I can make some major money, i can cop so many bands
I tighten up my laces with my mind on the cash
I walk back 20 paces and do a 20-yard dash
Slip n' slide across the floor and my feet go in the air
I do a triple backflip and land straight on my hair
Everything went dark and i could hear the heralds hark
I broke my dang brainstem cause of kmart, i blame them
Opened up my eyes and i was set up on a gurney
Kmart reps were lookin' nervous i said, "someone call up my attorney"
{chorus 4}
Goin' stupid on 'em
Goin' stupid on 'em
Lztraps law firm and i'm really goin' stupid on 'em
Goin' stupid on 'em
Goin' stupid on 'em
Don't actually have an attorney but i'm really goin' stupid on 'em
{verse 4}
Court is now in session and i'm praying for a blessin'
Hope this guy i found behind the store can get my case across the floor
"i wouldn't be here with a brainstem that's completely shot
If you'd have done your job and put a sign down the spot
Because of your mismanagement, i almost wound up dead
I demand some compensation so i can fix my broken head"
"case is closed, you'll get compensated, lz
For the damage caused by kmart, 7 million usd"
{chorus 5}
Goin' stupid on 'em
Goin' stupid on 'em
Self-made millionaire, really goin' stupid on 'em
Goin' stupid on 'em
Goin' stupid on 'em
Lz off the beat and i'm really goin' stupid on 'em