[Intro]
Call me Shaft cause i ain't no bellend
It makes sense but your probably just thick
I been wanting to be rich since my foreskin was longer than my dick
Motherf**er you ain't stopping me for sh**
You're a bad mother (Shut your mouth!)
[Verse 1]
No heroes everybody hit the damn floor
Put my motherf**ing money in the Jansport
I'm sick of seeing rappers posing with expensive watches
While i put the work in I'm not going home with empty pockets
You're full of sh** get to the bathroom quickly
Gap tooth divvy yeah I'm back who's with me
Fans show me love when i pa** through your city
Tryna find a space to autograph these tattooed tittys
Got your b**h in my bed she's a bit average
But I can't knock her on the head like a sick habit
I piss quotables and sh** cla**ics
I'm a boss all opposing opinions are invalid
Damn right i still live in the sticks
But i got the whole word on my fingamajig
Giving 'em hiv
p**y ain't knocking this pricks confidence
I'm back now urine/you're in trouble like incontinence
[Hook]
You're a bad mother (Shut your mouth!)
Call me Shaft cause i ain't no bellend
It makes sense but your probably just thick
I been wanting to be rich since my foreskin was longer than my dick
Motherf**er you ain't stopping me for sh**
Call me Shaft x4
[Verse 2]
Tryna write your best multi syllable rhymes
I'm tryna get multi polygamous wives
Got a Ziploc bag full of something to f** my life up
Lieing to my family like i don't even get high much
Conscious rappers are wet as f** I'm not f**ing with 'em
They think they're deep but they're just moaning like a bunch of women with
All their look at what I've been through raps
Sounding like a sh** 2Pac tribute act
You've got a couple half decent bars but it's not enough
I drop jaws catch me in the sea wearing boxing gloves
Drop you draws on the floor while i take off these boxer shorts
And put this chocolate sauce on my co*k and balls
You can keep sleeping till i run up in your living room and DDT your little brother
Me and your baby mums been sleeping with each other
Rocking his and hers T's saying free weed for single mothers
[Hook]
[Outro] x8
Free weed for single mothers
Say free weed for single mums