[Ze da Rio Gangsta]
Every time I wake up it's a broad in my bed
I love to wake up to some bomb-a** head
Then a couple eggs, my sk**et is sizzling
In my drawers, making it rain, her house drizzling
In the kitchen doing stupid sh**, throwing money stacks
Where them biscuits and honey at? Tell me how you taking all day with my breakfast
For real, slow meals ain't sh** that I let pa**
She know I'm about that bread, she bring my bread and bu*ter
Beaver I said honey, therefore f** her
She obviously don't love me so it's on to another
'Cause this one is a dummy and it's hard for me to love her
'Cause the knowledge from the kneecaps so essential
I'm sorry if I morally relapse with my pencil
But if you ain't a b**h, don't rush to defend
This song ain't about you, it's about your friend
This about your friend, now that b**h scheemin
This about your friend, now that b**h scheemin
This about your friend, now that b**h scheemin
That b**h scheemin, now that b**h scheemin
[Ca**o da Trigga]
I love so many women, I hope this ain't demeaning
While one zip down my denim, I laugh at b**hes scheemin
She be ma**aging me, ma**aging me, ma**aging deez nuts
She be ma**aging me, ma**aging me, ma**aging me, but I hate it
[Ze]
I'm Wilt Chamberlain, f**ing more than Bill
Wrap it up, 'cause I don't want them bumps like dill
Pickles and the riddle goes, never trust them fickle hoes
'Cause they flake and they fake when they say they in your videos
You always in my phone, looking at my numbers
Let me grow like a vegetable, get off my cucumber
Shake your a** and show me your net...
I can't even do that dog, I am in this booth, it's hot as f**
Saying dumb sh**
I'm in this booth, it's hot as f**, let me say, let me say some clever dumb sh**
I guess, nah, that sh** was pretty funny
All that sh** pretty funny
Chorus