(dialing)
(recorded message)
Hello. Thank you for calling distubing the peace.
To help expidite your call please listen carefully to the following options:
If your calling to send us in a demo tape, press 1
If your calling regarding a job, press 2
If your calling to borrow money, press 3
If your calling to find the nearest weed spot in your area, press 4
If your out of alcohol on sunday, press 5
If you need a hoe for an evening, press 6
If you woke up with a hangover and a pair of hairy balls on your forehead, press 7
(presses 7)
You've been introduced and victimized to a moral crime called t-baggin
We suggest you promtly hang up the phone,
Beat the a** of any white guys you hung out with last night
Then find and destroy all photos before they appear on the internet
Thank you for calling.
Good bye.