Intro
(Car pulls off, tires screech)
Verse 1
[Ludacris:]
It was Friday night and I was feelin' aight (Yep)
Downtown Atlanta, big city, bright lights
Mixin' Henney wit the Sprite while I'm drinkin' and drivin'
No police lights, no police sirens
I'm headed to the club, lookin' fo' a freak
To spread a lil' love and spread a couple cheeks
Pull up to the spot, 26's like bam!
Eyes on me like "b**h, do you see him?"
Stroll through the front door, headed to the VIP
Bought a couple bottles and I took a couple sips
Scopin' out the room and what do I see?
A nice round a** and a pair of double D's
So I crept up like "Shawty, what's happen'n?
You kilin' that dress and I love it wit' a pa**ion,"
Then she turned around and her face was aight
She had a gap tooth and mean overbite
But I was like hmm...
[T-Pain:]
If I take one more drink
I'm gon' end up f**in' you
Is that what you wanna do, shawty?
If I take one more drink
I'm gon' end up f**in' you
You too
Verse 2
[Ludacris:]
Woke up the next mornin' and all I can remember
Was takin' shots and tippin' the bartender
Surrender to the woman, end up bringin' me home
Cause' she started lookin' better every shot of Patron (Yep)
I jumped up wit a devilish grin
Cause' tonight damn right! I might do it again!
So I called up the homies (What up?)
Let's ride, we can hit the sportsbar
Over on the South side
Get a couple of Coronas, couple of limes
Went up to the bar, saw a couple of dimes
So I, slowly walked up an said "Hi,"
My name is Ludacris and I'm a hell of a guy
One said "I know who you are, I'm your #1 fan
And right now it's too bad I got a man,"
And I said "I understand, but where the hell is he at?
Cause in a minute if he don't show up then man....."
[T-Pain:]
If I take one more drink
I'm gon' end up f**in' you
Is that what you wanna do, shawty?
If I take one more drink
I'm gon' end up f**in' you
You too
[Ludacris:]
Uh huh
Ay Pain, holla at em right quick man!
[T-Pain:]
You gon' get in trouble wit yo' man, girl
(Don't get in trouble, girl)
Talkin 'bout how your my biggest fan, girl
(I know it, I know it)
Now I don't wanna do
(Please)
What you gon' make me do
(Don't make me do it, don't make me do it!)
But... if I have one more drink...
Verse 3
[Ludacris:]
One more drink I'm a get cha
Home, then I'll split cha
Grab the camera phone
And take a buncha drunk pictures
Cause' Hennessy mixed wit a whole bunch of Buddha
Equals you mixed wit a whole bunch of Luda
And you know how far one drink could go
Start slurrin' my speech, slowin' up the flow
Hikin' up yo' skirt, climbin' up yo' shirt
It's Mr. Late Night Luda and I like to flirt
So guess what babygirl?
[T-Pain:]
If I take one more drink
I'm gon' end up f**in' you
(Just one mo')
Is that what you wanna do, shawty?
(That's all it's gonna take)
If I take one more drink
(Hey!)
I'm gon' end up f**in' you
(Haha, who else T-Pain?)
You too
[Outro:]
[Ludacris:]
You hear what I'm sayin'?
People too picky these days, damn it!
Too tall, too short, too fat, too skinny
Have a couple of drinks and quit discriminating
This is been a Luda Service Announcement...
Deuces...
[laughing]