Last night I told ya I loved ya
Woke up blamed it on the Vodka
I genuinely thought I was dyin'
And I could see that smile you were hiding
Last night I told ya I need ya
That's the last time I drink tequila
Super lemon and his psychic sulking
I start cryin' and verbally a**aulting
Last night I asked you to marry me
That's when I remembered the brandy
I wake up and claim I didn't say it
Screwed if I ever wake up in Vegas
Wish I could stop and I'm not joking
Drinking too much and socially smoking
Wish I could stop, start to behave and
Wake up in the morning and never miss a day again
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Last night police had to frisk me
In the cells thanks to bells fine whiskey
Whoops, I think I said too much like
Do u like my bracelets
Oh wait, there handcuffs
So last night I said I want your babies
Forget that ice is much nicer than baileys
I drink that much that I forget
Of every embarra**ing thing that I say next
He said I got on one knee and there's no way
Unless I've been drinking
Oh yeah, roseys
Sailor jerrys why d'ya think I drunk a ship full
Please, please someone provide me a dis bro
Last night I called you a loser
I think that was after flamin' Zambooka
I shouted at you "do me a favour"
And that's when I fell off the pavement
Wish I could stop and I'm not joking
Drinking too much and socially smoking
Wish I could stop, start to behave and
Then wake up in the morning and never miss a day again
'cos I'd love to learn when to shut my mouth
Wake up in the morning and be in my own house
Do a last shot and know when to stop
No more photos on Facebook of me doing the robot
Know when to leave and when to lock my front door
Start waking up and cheesing in a bed full of people
Sitting in a cupboard with my weird best friend
But I'm only young so I'm not gonna pretend
I wish I could stop cos I'm not joking
I love drinking too much and socially smoking
I don't really want to learn to behave amen
And I, hey, just missed another day again