I know my lyrics arent the best youve ever heard,
But I say what I mean and I mean every f**ing word.
Im sick of listening to narrow minded pricks bumming third rate bands,
theyve all got sh** on their dicks.
When you try to get posh the meaning gets lost, so Im thinking inside the box.
They say that we sound like these bands, have they heard our CD?
Even though were in the mags, its still not good enough for me.
They can keep their reservations, unconstructive criticisms - I just cant take them.
Wheres your band?
So now youre trying to get on guestlist?
Come on fellas, pull the other one!
I c-c-cant believe the games youre playing, after all that youve been saying.
How do you do? My names Mike and I make music I like.
Believe me my friends, I dont want to offend,
but we put time and thought into these songs no one got.
Youve got the cheek to say that were a covers band,
with your headphones on and Gallows dick in your hand.
You sit behind a desk in an office all day long,
mouthing words wrong to old Metallica songs.
Wheres your band?
Genre must be hard to distinguish with only a GCSE in English.