I fell in love online with a singer,
Ive been checking her page on Myspace every day without fail, messaging her.
But theres one minor detail that I forget to tell, Ive never met the girl.
I feel lame, speaking to her every day on Facebook ain't the same.
OMGZ, LOL, :), XX - How has my love life come to this?
I used to think of myself as a bit of a Jack the Lad,
but now Im tapping chicks by Email and its f**ing sad.
She makes me ROFL when I chat to her on MSN
and Im sad when she gets picture comments from other men.
When I see that little box pop up on Facebook chat, I change my status to a <3,
she probably thinks Im a twat.
They scream and they shout when the lights go out (give a round of applause)
My jaw hit the floor when she played that encore, weve seen her play before.
I listen to her music, iTunesd it.
I feel stupid, Ive been shot through the E-heart by internet cupid.
I feel sh**ter when her Twitter status tweets @some dude,
and when she posts a blog I give her kudos based on her mood.
www.iloveyou.com/willyousendmesomen00dz?