LOWEN & NAVARRO
WALKING ON A WIRE
Hammerhead Shark
It was a time of trouble
A time of grief
Kings lay with who*es and begat thieves
Now the wind was wicked
The night was cold
Noah said to his missus
"Yeah, it's time to go"
But God told Noah
"When you float that ark
You better save a space
For my hammerhead shark"
Now Johnny was bad
He liked to drink and fight
He loved to raise all hell
Every Saturday night
Till the Sheriff found Johnny
Broken in two
The coroner said
"I think I know who
He had teeth like knives
And skin like bark
You musta tangled up
With a hammerhead shark"
Now a woman went to court
And she stated her plea
She said "Keep my husband away from me
'Cos he don't understand what a man should know
And by the time I could teach him he'd be far too old
Yeah, my kind of lover ain't afraid of the dark
Judge I'm in love with a hammerhead shark"
Swim for it
Women all over 'cross the USA
Been spoiled to d**h in the hammerhead way
Better lock up your daughters now
It's time to pray
Call the FBI, call the CIA
We're in deep, deep water 'less I miss my mark
Put out an APB for the hammerhead shark
Hammerhead
Hammerhead
Hammerhead
Put out an APB
Hammerhead
Hammerhead