Counting by numbers
And working out the sh**,
Coulda been a contender--
But that...didn't rhyme...
Lonely girls are my favorite
Pa** the gravy
Got a helping hand
This one to the man in the overcoat, I think
He's just fine and dandy
You got a mouth on you
Like a dog from hell
So, spill out the novelty
And fix up a needle
Santa's little helper has found his rainbow
Donchya know-ho?
Come back hidin'
And come back soon
Found my Heaven
Inside a spoon
Crawl me up
Don't be frills
Got myself
A good kind of thrill