Say I'm brushing my teeth or I'm popping a zit
Standing in front of the bathroom mirror
And the time will come when you'll have to take a dump
And I'll still be standing right here
The day you don't make me leave is the day I believe
That you love me and I can do no wrong
The chorus is next
It makes the best sense
When you play it with the rest of this song
Even though we worry every time you're late
I still love when we do it because I love you
There's one thing I want and there's one thing that I need
And they're one in the same that thing is you
Do you remember the time when we talked on your dime
And you were kinda drunk?
We spoke of love and romance so I got bold and I asked
If you'd do something for me?
Who'da thunk that you'd actually do it, just to surprise me?
But it did more than that
Because we were alone
We had s** on the phone
You helped me rub one out
Sometimes we sit and talk for hours
About how much we love each other
Sometimes you wear my deodorant
And sometimes I wear your underwear