How high, how high am I?
I won't be sober till the fourth of July
Move all the buildings and let me by
How high am I?
Hey Richard! come on down here boy and open this door
What kind of whiskey is this?
This whisky won't let you do nothing
I ain't never felt that way before
All the world is apple pie
All the seas are ink
All the trees are dry bread and cheese
I'm thirsty, what am I gonna drink?
Rum, whiskey, rye and gin
Can't you tell what a fool I've been
Bring out the doctor Richard, se the state I'm in
I'm higher than the sky, How high am I?
I don't like liquor but I'm drunk everyday
When they make liquor it just comes my way
Everything in the world happens to me
I drink black coffee and it tastes like tea
I feel like a feather but I'm yelling like a hound
I would be a king but I haven't got a crown
One more drink and I believe I'll drown
How high am I?
Everybody's drinking Scotch and soda
Hey boy, come here, come here
Bring me a rum and coke
You know I believe I'll have to crawl home on my knees
And Jack, that ain't no joke
Rum, whiskey, rye, beer and gin
Can't you tell what a fool I've been?
Come here, come here somebody
Can't you see I'm socked?
How high am I?
No that's a lie, I'm drunk