KFC double downs, pepper spray, moonshoes
4chan.org, lawn sprinklers, Juicy Fruit
P90x, BasedGod, Finn and Jake, spray tans
Cheese whiz, vicarious eating, Reddit karma, waistbands
SnapChat, snuggies, Tao Lin, Shopko
Segues, 3D printing, legalized pot smoke
Electric chairs, Earthships, Stanley Kubrick, whippits
Plastic light sabers, poke bu*tons, Honda Civics
Pet foxes, visectomies, RPGs, quasars
Parkor, Google Earth, BBG, gay bars
Mousepads, commercial jets, euthanasia, Vyvanse
Trust funds, skateboards, Internet rehab, iPads
M16s, tourism, surrogate mothers, Fishsticks
Ceiling fans, Mars landings, weblogs, heuristics
Dark matter, slip n slides, ouija boards, .gifs
Suicide cults, germex, hyper-fame, facelifts
X-games, watergate, Wes Anderson, life coaches
Holographic charizards, giant TVs, Spike Jonzes
Trash islands, Daniel Day Lewis, academia
Insomniacs, emoticons, Selfies, bulemia